It's time for the talk

So I was sitting on the floor building blocks with Trey today and he got up from what he was doing and jumped in my lap. I groaned a little bit because it kind of hurt and this is the conversation that followed...

Trey: "Mom, I hurt your weiner?"
Mom: "No Trey, mom doesn't have a weiner."
Trey: "Yes you do, like daddy."
Mom: "No, mom's don't have them"
Trey: "Yes you do."
Mom: "No I don't"
Trey: "Pull your pants off, I will show you."

I couldn't stop laughing, he was so serious. He cracks me up.
I'll let Jeremy be the one to break the news to him.